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The Kiwis

By Christine Cole Catley and Simon Nicholson

What makes the Kiwis KIWI: A guide to understanding the Kiwis which explores their views and values with humour and insight.

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  Taking too much care of oneself goes against the pioneering spirit.  

Reviews

  • ‘Brilliant work which shows great insight into the beliefs and fables of New Zealanders. I am sure there isn’t a New Zealander around who couldn’t recognize the traits portrayed in either themselves or people they know. The authors are to be congratulated for truly encapsulating the Kiwi ability to laugh at themselves. The most hilarious book I have read in ages.’       Reviewer from New Zealand

  • ‘I bought this as a humorous overview for my American girlfriend to read to perhaps explain some of my passions and idiosyncrasies as well as prepare her for a visit to NZ. I hardly find anything in the book terribly critical – if anything it underplays our OCD with beating Australia in Rugby & Cricket. Buy this confident that it will raise some smiles and deliver some real, informal insight into our national psyche.’         Review from ‘a San Francisco Kiwi’

  • ‘Nostalgia and laughs! As a critical Kiwi I thought this was a fantastic book, a real treasure. I had no idea there were so many mannerisms and thoughts I have that are so particular to the Kiwi way of life. Felt very nostalgic at times, and homesick, but laughed just as much. Could not put it down, will make sure my English friends and family read it so they understand me better!’
    Review from ‘a London Kiwi’

  • ‘As a Kiwi I found this look on the Kiwi culture brilliant. It’s been a while since I lived there and I think it captured the Kiwi pioneering spirit superbly. A good read for Kiwis and for those wanting to understand them.’        Review from ‘debsm’

  • ‘This was a really enjoyable book, written by someone with a deep affection for her own culture, I felt. My sweetheart is a Kiwi and this book really explained a lot of what I thought were his lovable idiosyncracies. It seems there is a whole population of lovable idiosyncracies out there – I can’t wait to visited ‘New Zild’!’
    Reviewed by Unicycle

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Links to make you laugh

The Kiwi is of course a flightless bird. Perhaps that is why the nation has gone knitting mad for penguins.

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About the author

In fact there are three authors:

A fifth-generation New Zealander, Christine Cole Catley (RIP) had forebears from England and Scotland and a Swedish great-grandfather. Most of them were sheep farmers and she grew up on a North Island sheep farm not far from a small town named after another of her great-grandfathers, James Bull. It is said to be ‘the only place where you can get milk from Bulls’.

She went to university in the South Island, spent most of her working life in Wellington as a journalist, advertising copywriter (it was she who came up with the name kiwiberry), television critic, broadcaster and teacher of journalism. She then went south again.

Subsequently based in Auckland, she worked as a book publisher, ran writers’ workshops and made time for reading, gardening and getting out on the water – that is, when she wasn’t travelling. With her three children located overseas, she used up five passports.


Simon Nicholson
grew up in Rotorua, a central North Island town. He spent a good deal of his early life providing instruction on the art of riding Rotorua’s famous ‘luge’. He also became expert at constructing ad hoc travel itineraries for tourists eager to see as much of New Zealand as possible inside 10 days.

Presently on his O.E. completing doctoral work in Washington, D.C., he spends his free time fielding questions about The Lord of the Rings, and searching for bars that screen rugby matches. Despite numerous attempts, he has yet to make a pavlova that’s worth eating.

While completing doctoral work in Washington, D.C., he spends his free time fielding questions about The Lord of the Rings, and searching for bars that screen rugby matches. Despite numerous attempts, he has yet to make a pav that’s worth eating.

Simon Petersen,  an inveterate blogger, was raised in New Zealand’s northernmost city, Whangarei, and studied journalism in Christchurch before heading to London on an extended O.E., then backpacking through  Southeast Asia. He’d been to 30 countries before the age of 30 (see his travel blog, which chronicles the life and times of a Kiwi at home and abroad – www.manversusworld.com.) He supports only two sports teams – New Zealand, and any team playing against Australia.