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Italian for Xenophobes
Italian for Xenophobes® – a humorous approach to Italian that shows you can speak the lingo simply by using plain English.
“I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse. I would never be without my Xenophobe's lingo learner.”Accredited to Emperor Charles V (1500-1558)
“Who needs lessons? With this book I found myself speaking Italian like a native!”Mac O’Rhoney
Phrases are given in English. Then the Spanish in italics. Then the Spanish pronunciation for the English tongue is set out in bold type and between brackets. The faster you say the words in bold type, the bolder you will become, and thus convince the natives that what they are hearing is in fact their own language.Inland and Coastal Trader, Spain
Vital phrases will trip off your tongue, gems like: ‘Why does your mother look at me in that way?’, ‘Is the water traditionally brown in this area?’ and ‘I don’t have any more money!’From Italian for Xenophobes